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Magnolia’s OrcaMan
May 25th, 2011 · 42 Comments
Everybody knows a character. Someone who is quirky, idiosyncratic or just a little different. These are the people who make life interesting and we want to introduce you to a real character who lives in Magnolia. Hold onto your snorkel. Continue reading

Jamaica

jamaica

Jamaica; Parrot on Ajol in South Pacific

Jamaica
110 years old, wily… Swept to island in 1950 by typhoon. Has numerous children in cages around the world, some do live in freedom. Has a deep distrust of humans.

Orca Porca

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Lady Bonita; AKA Orca Porca

Orca Porca
Highly intelligent Mensa member, inter-species linguistics expert. Really, really good nose, text messages in all major dialects. Voracious follower of detective literature. Wholly owned and operated by Howard.

Garry

Garry

Garry;

Garry
Un-energetic unenthusiastic Orca Scout. Mother makes him attend Orca Scout meetings. Fixated with Game Boy, reprehensibly spoiled brat, selfish, selfish, selfish, future sports franchise owner.

Emil

Emil

Emil Galante;

Emil
Energetic enthusiastic Orca Scout, studies include Chemistry and Engineering, as well as being a Text Messaging Champion.

Kyle

Kyle

Kyle Summers;

Kyle
Energetic Enthusiastic Orca Scout. Laid back, easy going, skateboard fanatic, skateboard paintball champion. Remarkable precognitive intuition. Hobby is Ikebana (Japanese Flower Arranging).

Dr. Galante

Dr. Galante

Dr. Galante;

Dr. Galante
Has Doctorates in Marine Biology, electrical engineering, and psychology. Absentminded, extremely concerned about global climate change, kidnap victim, inventor of the W.O.R.M., (Weather Optimizing Redistribution Machine.)

Purvius

Purvius

Purvius D. Whit;

Purvius
Drab’s henchman number two, older brother of Dimmel. Resents taking orders. Failed admissions test for Albanian Public Service. Won the east European mustache competition two out of the last five years. Loves to explain to his brother about what it takes for a winning “stash.”

Dimmel

Dimmel

Dimmel R. Whit;

Dimmel
Drab’s henchman number one, he and his brother believe themselves to be master spies. Failed member of Albanian Secret Police. Follower of Drab, because Drab knows that life is serious business. Knows he looks good with a mustache and trench coat. Likes to boss his older brother, Pervius, around.

Andrea

Andrea

Andrea Galante;

Andrea
Bachelor of Fine Arts; Marseille University. PHD in Marine Biology (Florida State). Following in her uncle’s footsteps, inspired by Cousteau, unattached, older sister of Emil Galante, runs five miles every morning, thinks this “fin” thing is nonsense.