Howard; AKA Orcaman

Orcaman

Seattle’s newest superhero, product of Seattle’s schools, owner of the Euan Dornay Castle. Bon Vivante, Beu Gesie, Jet Setting male beach model. Defending his title in the Australian live alligator carry/drag obstacle toss. Founder and leader of Orca Scouts, passionate jetski enthusiast.

Corodius Krunchenviener; AKA Drab Meister

Drab

CEO, CTO, Treasurer, legal council of Drab Industries. 95 year old self made tycoon, survived an extremely deprived childhood. Survived war, depression, plague, in a now non-existent east European country. Lost his hair when he was 13… His personal motto: “Fun has done no favors for me.”

Andrea Galante;

Andrea

Bachelor of Fine Arts; Marseille University. PHD in Marine Biology (Florida State). Following in her uncle’s footsteps, inspired by Cousteau, unattached, older sister of Emil Galante, runs five miles every morning, thinks this “fin” thing is nonsense.

Kyle Summers;

Kyle

Energetic Enthusiastic Orca Scout. Laid back, easy going, skateboard fanatic, skateboard paintball champion. Remarkable precognitive intuition. Hobby is Ikebana (Japanese Flower Arranging).

Emil Galante;

Emil

Energetic enthusiastic Orca Scout, studies include Chemistry and Engineering, as well as being a Text Messaging Champion.

Garry;

Garry

Un-energetic unenthusiastic Orca Scout. Mother makes him attend Orca Scout meetings. Fixated with Game Boy, reprehensibly spoiled brat, selfish, selfish, selfish, future sports franchise owner.

Dimmel R. Whit;

Dimmel

Drab’s henchman number one, he and his brother believe themselves to be master spies. Failed member of Albanian Secret Police. Follower of Drab, because Drab knows that life is serious business. Knows he looks good with a mustache and trench coat. Likes to boss his older brother, Pervius, around.

Purvius D. Whit;

Purvius

Drab’s henchman number two, older brother of Dimmel. Resents taking orders. Failed admissions test for Albanian Public Service. Won the east European mustache competition two out of the last five years. Loves to explain to his brother about what it takes for a winning “stash.”

Dr. Galante;

Dr. Galante

Has Doctorates in Marine Biology, electrical engineering, and psychology. Absentminded, extremely concerned about global climate change, kidnap victim, inventor of the W.O.R.M., (Weather Optimizing Redistribution Machine.)